Kids I Like Turtles Tee

$24.00

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Unisex

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Free shipping in Ontario over $150.

Made to order. Ships in 3 business days. Online only, not held as inventory in our shops.

Three words a kid said in a zombie costume. Also a true statement about the snapping turtle that shows up at your dock every May.

The illustration is a real snapping turtle. The kind that climbs out of the lake to lay eggs and then ignores you completely. The kind you tell your kids to stay back from.

For the people who quote the meme. For the people who know one when they see one. Either way, this is your tee.

Made to order. Available for two weeks, while they're still on the move. Then it goes in The Vault.

Where this is made

Finished in Muskoka

Designed in our shop. Screen-printed on our press in Bala, Muskoka. Quality-checked, tagged, and packaged before shipping.

Built on the right foundation

We tried a lot of tees. This is the one we kept coming back to. Mid-weight cotton with a soft hand, shoulders that sit where shoulders should, a crew neck that holds its shape. Takes a print clean and stays clean, wash after wash. Soft from the start, softer with every wash.

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Shipping & returns

Standard shipping

Orders ship from our Bracebridge store in 1-2 business days. Canada delivery takes another 2-5 business days. Tracking lands in your inbox when the label prints.

Made to order

Some Pure Muskoka items are made when you order them. Community Collection (lake designs), Your Spot custom coordinates, and IWIA pieces are printed and finished in our Bala shop. Production takes about 3 business days, plus 2-5 for Canada delivery. Mixed orders ship together once everything's ready. These items aren't held at either store, so if you walk in looking for one, the staff will place the order online for you.

Free shipping

Free shipping in Canada over $150.

Returns

Returns within 30 days of delivery, on unworn items with original tags. Free for Ontario customers. Outside Ontario, you cover return shipping; we refund to your original payment method as soon as the return arrives. Made-to-order items (Community Collection, custom designs) are final sale, because each one's made specifically for you. Sale and final-inventory items are also final sale.

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